Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful damsel for her hand in marriage.
She replied, “NO!”
And the prince spent much time hunting, fishing, and golfing; he drank beer and farted whenever he pleased, and lived happily ever after.
Actually, the shortest fairy tale goes, “Once upon a time they lived happily ever after. The end.” But I like this one better; it has a moral.
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