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Shouldering his bag, his feet carried him to the door while his mind continued to sift through the reasons Meppel would invite him over. Some treachery, no doubt, but he was prepared.
He raised his hand to knock, but saw the note: Hendricks. The door is open. Please let yourself in and proceed to the parlor. Help yourself to the wine and canapés, and I will join you presently. He shrugged and followed directions. His bag held ways to test for poison, but the food and wine were safe. He poured himself a glass of wine, a vintage far more expensive than he ever bought for himself, and waited.
“Ah, Hendricks,” his enemy, this vampire, greeted him, carrying his own glass and seating himself. “I suppose you are curious why I invited you.”
“I’m sure you have a little surprise planned for me, Meppel.”
The vampire chuckled. “Indeed I do,” he replied. “I am here, you have come, and it is time for you to finish the hunt.”
Hendricks frowned. “I don’t understand.”
“Then I’ll say it plainly. I want you to kill me tonight.”
Hendricks nearly choked on his wine. “What? Why?”
Meppel stood and began pacing the room. “If you include the days of my life, my pre-vampiric existence one might say, I am six hundred and fifty years old, and am bored beyond anything you can imagine. I seriously began to contemplate suicide—which for one in my condition, is a gruesome act indeed—about fifty years ago. Indeed, had you not come along, I would have likely done it before now. Evading you lifted the long boredom for a while, but now it has returned. I’d rather hoped you could have brought me down without my help, but it is not to be.”
“Kill you. Just like that. And you’re not worried about Hell?”
“Not at all. You see, I have no soul. Or rather, my soul went on to its reward with the death of my old self. I awoke into my new existence with my mind and memories, but my soul… gone. Amusing: the one part of me that was fitted for eternity departed when my second birth made me immortal. Such is the curse of the vampire.” Meppel drank and smiled. “I spent many years researching that problem, two centuries ago, and you are the first person to hear the answer I found.”
“That’s interesting,” said Hendricks, truly interested in spite of himself. “Evil without consequence?”
“Evil? You once likened me to a parasite, feeding off those like you. Does a dog call the tick evil? Nay, the tick does what it does to survive. What it is made to do. And I do the same. I may have fed on the unwilling. I may have killed those who deserved death. But never have I done what was done to me, and changed someone against his will.”
“What? What happened?”
Meppel drained his glass and set it on the table next to his chair. “I was in the employ of a merchant, in what you now call the Netherlands. This merchant owed favors to my father, and he persuaded the merchant to hire me on. I was not aware—nor, I believe, was my father aware—that my employer deeply resented my father. One night, he encouraged me to drink my fill of his wine, and I blacked out. When I awoke, it was to my second birth. He who had done this explained how my former employer had sold me, told me of my new existence, what I could do and not do, and so forth. He had a cadre of loyal staff, who also served as our food source. We fed them well, and they fed us in return.
“When whispers of our existence became too loud, we sailed to the Antilles. My master left me his worldly goods when he chose to end his own existence, and I moved on to the Americas. And now, I have reached the end of the road. You have what you need, I presume?”
Hendricks took a stake and mallet from his bag. “I do.”
“Where is your sword?”
“Sword?”
“To strike off my head after!” Meppel looked agitated. “You cannot tell me that you have hunted vampires and—bah. Use that one.” He pointed to an antique sword hanging on the wall. “The scabbard is around here somewhere. Take it with you when you go. You’ll need it when you go back and finish all the other kills you bungled. Will you need me to position the stake properly as well?”
“What? I—”
Meppel waved a ringed hand. “I am sure you know where to put the stake. To my chambers, now. Let us finish this.”
yes I can imagine eternal hunger lust would get tedious. Interesting take on the idea
ReplyDeleteInteresting piece. I quite like the vampire turning to the slayer to end his long life.
ReplyDeleteOne imagines immortality as a desirable thing. An interesting reversal here.
ReplyDeleteLOL, I loved how irritated he was at the vampire hunter's lack of skill. :)
ReplyDeleteHah! It appears Van has his work cut out for him. Many times I have been where he is, thinking the job was finished, only to realize I had to go back and do more work. Oh well, live and learn, right?
ReplyDeleteJan Meppel! What a great name for a vampire! Also, Hendricks...psh you rock, Larry.
ReplyDeleteIt's surely interesting to meet a bored from existence vampire, in a comedy and punk-ish feeling sort of story. Very refreshing and also puts a different spin to the whole idea of worth living ten lifetimes..or more.
+1 for the great vampire name. This IS going to be continued, isn't it? I love all of this, but not buying how easy it's going to be!
ReplyDeleteNo wonder this guy was never able to best his foe. He sounds like the most incompetent vampire hunter on record.
ReplyDeleteI love the idea that he's been getting it wrong all this time!
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