Things can get pretty silly without making up any of it. Check it out…
If a dog has two noses, does it smell twice as bad?
Mexico’s Santa Muerte (Saint Death) gets a facelift. Um… right.
What’s next? Cops wearing Hello Kitty armbands? Oh, never mind.
Hey Family Man, this might be a drastic cure for migraines.
In some happier news, SCO lost the Unix rights to Novell. This should put the final nail in the coffin of SCO’s (Microsoft-funded) anti-Linux crusade.